Tiny Humans Have Hilarious Conversations That You Won't Be Able To Resist Laughing At

Shasta 3 years ago

So far I've only experienced my daughter's perception of the world, since my boys are either too young to talk or just getting the hang of it. However she sure has said some of the wildest things I've ever heard in my life, I mean just the other day she referred to macaroni and cheese as "making her life easier" and "the best part of life". Of course she isn't wrong but, I'd be lying if I told you I all but rolled on the floor laughing! It's true, kids say the most hilarious things.

They're raw and always brutally honest. We can count on them for their opinions. And boy do they love giving them! Here's 25 examples of the wild ride of life with kids.

1. Potato pautato

my three year old niece ordering the jacket potato then crying when it arrived because she thought it was a potato wearing a jacket was the highlight of my night like
— maisey davison (@maiseydavisonx) September 28, 2019

2. Shoopapoop

My child is throwing a fit.

Reason: Didn't get to see her poop before grandma flushed it down the toilet.

Grandma is apologising profusely.

Lea is refusing to be assuaged, she just wants her poop back.

It's been 20 mins.

Did you take your birth control?

You're welcome.
— Zino Ennaku (@ynalu_UK) May 8, 2019

3. WHAT DO YOU WANT!

my niece has been moaning that she hasn’t had a valentines card so my brother sent one signed ‘?’ And she has been crying for hours saying she’s got a stalker
— mollie banks (@_molliebanks) February 7, 2019

4. Why didn't I think of this..

We cracked the code to potty training our daughter. Spider man underwear. It took her picking out her own Spider-Man underwear to completely potty train herself. She won’t have an accident because she “can’t go potty on Spider-Man”. I can’t believe that’s all it took lol
— sammy (@sammylynn_) November 22, 2019

5. I will lose my sh!t!

My eight year old has started talking back and then saying (outloud) “hashtag roasted” and dabbing. Not one of the parenting books prepared me for this.
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) June 23, 2019

6. Daaaaaaave

My kids have had two fish and named them Dave and Dave.

I asked them how they can tell them apart and my youngest son said ‘One of them is Scottish, so you pronounce his name differently.’

I mean. What do you say to that?
— Dr. Jessica Taylor (@DrJessTaylor) September 23, 2019

7. Steer clear from the fallout!

yesterday morning after his soccer game, my 6 year old asked me how come the other team gets to change the color of their jerseys every week, while we always had to wear purple. when i explained that, in fact, we were playing against different teams each week, his mind was blown.
— Daniel Alarcón (@DanielGAlarcon) May 5, 2019

8. Just do your best!

In the best yet things-my-nephews-have-done, the 7 year old ordered a burger today, and was asked if he wanted it medium. "Could you please make it very large?" he asked. Told that the choice was between medium or well done, he asked if the chef could do the best he could. Yes.
— Andy Kesson (@andykesson) August 16, 2019

9. You sit on a throne of lies!

me, laying on the couch

toddler: dad, I didn't go peepee anywhere. I want you to know I didn't.

me, getting off the couch
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 12, 2019

10. Attempting to blind yourself with the sun...That's a new one.

Was on the bus the other day and two kids about 10 were in front of me. One of them said that his parents won't let him get a dog so he used to stare at the sun to try make himself blind so he could get a guide dog. No doubt he was waffling but you have to admire his imagination
— Joey D'Arcy (@JoeyDarcyy) March 11, 2019

11. BALLS!

[At dinner]
Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat?
Me: Probably like 90%
D: So it's 10% balls?
Me: *spits out food*
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 3, 2016

12. IT CRIES!

4: Mama, I'm not feeling so good.

Me: What's wrong baby girl?

4: I haven't had spaghetti for so long my stomach misses it. Listen, *puffs up belly* you can hear my tummy cry.
— Mrs. Lucero (@cafchaosgrace) January 31, 2019

13. This is terrible hahaha

I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017

14. The kid isn't wrong..

4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?

Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.

4: You're only a mom because of me.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017

15. Pride Cheerios

My kid just called Fruit Loops "Pride Cheerios" and I've never been happier in my life that this little dude calls me mom.
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) September 5, 2018

16. Tears though.. HA

I'm not saying that my daughter is overly dramatic.
I'm just reminding you that she calls tears "wet drops of sad."
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) March 29, 2016

17. Halloween Eagle

My friend’s 5-year-old just saw a crow and called it a “Halloween eagle.”

And a child shall lead us. It is known. This is the new name for the bird-formally-known-as-crow. You know what to do, @MerriamWebster.
— Tessa, the Red-Nosed ReinDare (@TessaDare) May 30, 2018

18. WHY DON'T YOU KNOW THESE THINGS!

6-year-old: Do dragons fart fire?

Me: I don't know.

6: I thought you went to college.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 6, 2019

19. The mind works in mysterious ways..

My daughter woke me up at 5 am to urgently tell me "any balloon spongebob blows up is technically a water balloon" & I have not been able to fall back asleep
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 26, 2019

20. Get it right!

4-year-old: Why do we have to wear shoes?
Me: They protect your feet.
4: No, they trap your feet. *whispers* They’re feet traps.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) January 7, 2019

21. Forget what I said!

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“Forget those other letters!” ...and the #1 reason my why mail is so ineffective. #homesickdotcom

A post shared by Letters From Sleepaway Camp (@homesickdotcom) on Jul 16, 2018 at 6:32am PDT

22. I have learned to cry HAHAHAHA

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No confusion necessary, message is loud and clear...”YOU BETTER PICK ME UP! #homesickdotcom

A post shared by Letters From Sleepaway Camp (@homesickdotcom) on Jul 26, 2018 at 10:26am PDT

23. You die at the end hahahahaha

24. It's all about the legs.

25. Tiny humans should be the ones who name all the things.

A friend's 5 yr old saw a rhino and called it a "Battle Unicorn". Can we let 5 yr olds christen new species please?
— Zoe's Zoo (@ZoesZooYouTube) May 30, 2018